It’s official: house parties are overrated. They belong in the same class as the Olympic Opening Ceremony and Marmite. There’s a reason why your mum never let you throw one back in high school, because organising one will comprehensively suck the life out of you. As usual, Mum knows best.
If you want your party to be the topic of conversation around the water cooler for the next six months, hand the reigns over to the professionals in party management, The QB.
Here is a list of reasons why you should have your function at the Queensberry Hotel.
1. YOU don’t have to clean up the mess.
There are some post-party stains and odours that no respectable person should have face while in the throes of a hangover. Why should you or your loved ones have to deal with that? You should be busy basking in the glow of a successful shindig rather than worrying about what a combination of Baileys and Cranberry Juice will do to the new rug.
2. YOU don’t have to pour any drinks.
Ever tried to set up a keg at your house? It’s like building an Ikea wardrobe with the instructions in Mandarin. Plus, The QB bar staff are internationally renowned for their outstanding customer service and unrelenting good looks.
3. YOU don’t have to worry about the music.
If choosing between Farnsey or Barnesey is giving you a headache, leave the tunes in the hands of The QB playlist. A perfect blend of party tunes that will keep all-comers in a good mood.
4. WE can supply the food.
Forget the fish fingers and little boys you had planned, let The QB tailor a delicious menu that will feed the masses and even impress those Masterchef aficionados who won’t stop banging on about quinoa and “superfoods”.